25+ Funny Ski Phrases That’ll Never Get Old

Searching for funny ski phrases that’ll make you chuckle? Look no further! As a fan of clever ski puns, I’ve compiled a collection of the best ones. Keep reading for the top short ski quotes guaranteed to make you laugh.

• “Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can get you a ski lift pass.”
• “It’s better to go skiing and think of God than go to church and think of sport.”
• “Skiing is expensive, but it’s way cheaper than going to therapy.”
• “Skiing: the best way to get in touch with your inner tree-hugger.”
• “I do all my own stunts… unintentionally.”
• “If you want to get a good taste of powder, first you have to eat some.”
• “Skiing: it’s the art of catching a cold and going broke while simutaneously heading nowhere at great personal risk.”
• “Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
• “Ski good or eat (tree) wood.”
• “There are two types of skiers: those who fall and those who lie about it.”
• “With great powder comes great responsibility.”
• “It’s all downhill from here.”
• “Skiing and snowboarding are the only two sports where you spend an arm and a leg to also break an arm and a leg, too.”
• “Skiing is the best way to accidentally lose your wallet and your dignity.”
• “I’m fluent in two languages: English and ski.”
• “Skiing: like surfing, but colder.”
• “Shine bright like a black diamond.”
• “I love big dumps (of snow).”
• “Sometimes you shred the gnar; but sometimes the gnar shreds you.”
• “A bad day skiing is better than a good day working.”
• “Where the wild things ski.”
• “Skiing: the only sport where you pay for an elevator to let you fall down a mountain.”
• “I might have 99 problems, but finding fresh powder ain’t one.”
• “Skiing is my excuse to eat twice as much.”
• “My skis are my spirit animal.”
• “Work hard, ski harder.”
• “I’d rather be skiing than adulting.”

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